(+] arent you getting me mixed up with a certain greenblood shoplifter now? [+)
> You don’t even bother replying to the second part, instead you just kind of. Stare him down for assuming this is something you usually do apparently.
i (\/)ant help it that a lot of my friends fall under similar (\/)atagories, be(\/)ause like? i am pretty sure both of us have stolen stuff at one time or another so
> You give her that look, rocking your hips to your side as you put your hands down on your hips.
dont look at me like i dont know what i am talking about, i remember how much you joke about that stuff. it’s literally all we do.
(+] yeah sure and to already had one i would need to have been able to buy it in the first place, dont you think? not to mention im not an idiot like you so id have it put up ages ago. [+)
> You place your hands on your hips, it’s too warm for crossing arms. Would get sweaty in seconds. Gross.
> You consider his offer for a moment, looking him over, then you shrug.
(+] maybe. i still like the hermit idea though. [+)
oh yeah be(\/)ause not being able to buy things have stopped you from getting stuff before. i (\/)ant believe adillo has gone soft and won’t steal everything her gay little hands (\/)an (\/)arry
>You huff indignantly, before trying to return to a normal tone. Hopefully before she punches you square in the gut.
why would you want to be more of a hermit anyway, at least your plains have like. breezes and stuff. youd freeze to death in the mountains. and no, dont say ‘good’ or anything edgy like that be(\/)ause wishing to die is a last sweep thing
(+] oh yeah. ill just get an ac. right. however could i forget thats a thing [+)
(+] hey taskur c’mere a bit, ill let you in on a fun secret. [+)
> You grab him by the collar, firmly pulling him down to face you eye-level.
(+] you are a rich asshole. [+)
hey hey hey!!!
> Flail around a bit and try to right yourself, wincing in anticipation of getting absolutely decked in the fucking face.
i wasnt going to say that you have to buy them! god calm down i was just saying, like. i dont know if you had one or not! or if you just had like a window unit!
> You pull away and straighten up a bit, buffing up and crossing your arms as a defense measure. Because looking like a shithead is your only defense measure.
like… jeez, i have a window unit at my old hive, i (\/)ould get it for you if you want. better than roasting for no reason! god.
